The White House Is Not a Theme Park

There was a time when the White House represented something. It wasn't about Republicans or Democrats. It wasn't about who won the last election or who was running in the next one. It represented the highest office in the country and, whether you agreed with the person occupying it or not, there was a certain … Continue reading The White House Is Not a Theme Park →

Traffic Etiquette: Common Sense Under Construction

Construction Barrels, Brake Lights, and Bad Decisions If you live in the Ohio Valley, you’re already painfully aware of the traffic nightmare caused by road construction on the only bridge connecting the two largest cities in the valley. Once again, we’re treated to miles of brake lights, bumper-to-bumper traffic, and drivers testing the limits of … Continue reading Traffic Etiquette: Common Sense Under Construction →

The Sober Paradox: Healthier, Happier… and Bored Out of My Mind

Work a full week. Rinse and repeat. Wake up. Follow the same routine. Put in the long hours. Count down the days until the weekend finally arrives. Then comes what should be the best part of the week: two precious days off. But then what? A while back, I made the decision to become alcohol-free. … Continue reading The Sober Paradox: Healthier, Happier… and Bored Out of My Mind →

Vampires and Lesbians: Has Anyone Ever Seen Them in the Same Room?

Throughout history, two groups have been accused of possessing mysterious powers capable of changing lives forever: vampires… and lesbians. Now before anyone sharpens a wooden stake or starts an angry Facebook post, hear me out. Vampires are legendary creatures who lure attractive people into their orbit with charm, confidence, and an uncanny ability to look … Continue reading Vampires and Lesbians: Has Anyone Ever Seen Them in the Same Room? →

One Flag. One Country.

Take a walk around your neighborhood. Take a drive through your town. You’ll notice something that still unites Americans more than social media, cable news, or politicians ever could: the American flag. You’ll see it flying proudly in front of modest homes and expensive homes. You’ll see it displayed by Democrats, Republicans, Independents, veterans, teachers, … Continue reading One Flag. One Country. →